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2009 With The Face.
Hey there, Cyborgs. With only hour left in this year, I still have time to squeeze out some lists for you guys. All in all, it seems like this has not been a prosperous a year for us in terms of content. The top posts (in terms of hits) of 2009 are all from 2008 and below. Ouch.
- These Eyes. (2007!)
- Mario Kart Larping. (2008)
- Zune Guy Breaks Up. (2008)
We have gotten a little more popular in the world, though. The top 5 countries checking us out are:
- US–1,180
- UK–219
- Canada–44
- Brazil!–33
- Australia–27
And for the funniest part, the top keyword that people have found us through is: FAIL. Apt, no?
Anyway, here is to resolutions and continuning to improve things for your sake and ours. At least we still don’t have ads on this guy. 
And now, the music.
We played:
- Empire of the Sun—Walking On a Dream
- MGMT—Kids
- Alèmayèhu Eshèté—Tchero Adari Nègn
- Deastro—Michael, The Lone Archer Of The North Shore
- Air France—Collapsing At Your Doorstep
- Louis La Roche—Do You Remember?
- Cut/Copy—Lights and Music
- Mr. Oizo—Steriods
- Inner City—Big Fun
- XL Middleton—Middle Class Blues
- White Town—Your Woman
So, tell your friends, and keep on keeping on. I expect there to be bigger and better things this year.
Popularity: 5% [?]
Cyborgface Podcast 010
Check out the new show. A bit late posting, but here it is!
Empire of the Sun – Walking On a Dream
MGMT – Kids
Alèmayèhu Eshèté – Tchero Adari Nègn
Deastro – Michael, The Lone Archer Of The North Shore
Mystery Song 8
Popularity: 11% [?]
Cyborgface Podcast 009
Wait. What? Another podcast? I thought this thing was dead. Resubscribe bitches! We are back and actually structured this time. More complaints on everything from Shepard Fairey to 3D at the movies to your face. This was recorded in January, but brought to you now! Comments always welcome.
- Air France – Collapsing At Your Doorstep
- Louis La Roche – Do You Remember?
- Cut/Copy – Lights and Music
- Mr. Oizo – Steriods
- Mystery!!!
Popularity: unranked [?]
OMFG TEH PIZZA!!
I like to think of myself as a pizza fan. Ever since I first saw Mikey eating some ‘za while on his Cheapskate, I have LOVED pizza. And being from Chicago, I have seen it all. Or so I thought.
Broiled pizza. Yes. Broiled. Pizza. This is the day that the Lord has made.
Popularity: unranked [?]
Frickin Genius
So I tried making a playlist with the new iTunes Genius feature, and after 20 attempts and no recognizing of any tracks (granted they were Nintendo music tracks) it finally came through with one based on The Sea & Cake – Afternoon Speaker. I must say I was a bit impressed. It made a fairly good mixtape for me. I am updating my library so I can try again and get myself a ‘Making a Sandwich’ playlist.
Popularity: unranked [?]
Cyborgface Podcast 006
We skipped over v5 and went straight to 6 because thats how good it is! Believe me. Please.
- Back Ted N Ted – 999 Buttons
- Datarock – Fa Fa Fa
- Johan Agebjörn ft. Sally Shapiro – Spacer Woman From Mars
- Mystery Song 5
Popularity: unranked [?]
Mad Detective.
Just saw a pretty rad movie.. Mad Detective is a police drama about a retired cop who sees things that no one else can see, namely the true personality you are. He uses this to solve crimes, but he is forced to retire because he is considered crazy.. Wild, trippy stuff.. Check it out..
Popularity: 34% [?]
News You Can’t Use.
First and foremost, hello.
Now, please put any hot kettles down, sharp objects away and go ahead and set that glass beer bottle down on the table. Also, have a pair of clean underwear ready for you are about to see A Sexman Film! This is the absolute greatest review of the new Rambo movie. Bar none.
Next up, we have a sweded version of Michel Gondry’s new movie. So meta. If you haven’t seen the original, do that first. Then, see this:
Finally, watch Bianca current favorite video.
Popularity: 42% [?]
Cyborgface Podcast 003
We are alive! And to prove it, we bring a new podcast in the form of a… …podcast. Now filmed in front of a live studio audience*! We are trying some new stuff on the show, so feedback is wanted. And now, on with the
Popularity: 100% [?]
I Hate The Online Puma Store.
Out of four times in my miserable life that something has been ordered from Puma.com, there have been four returns. And all four are a pain in the ass. You can return to the retail store, if you want credit and not your money back. If you wanted to exchange something, like say a sweater that fits one size too big, you can’t. You have to send it back, rebuy the sweater in another size, wait 4-6 weeks for them to credit your card/refund you and all the while hope they even received your package because they won’t tell you shit until its been four weeks. Whats worse, when the new sweater comes, its doesn’t fit right either, so one has to wait ANOTHER 4-6 weeks to be credited back. They mail from Massachusetts, you return it to California, and the customer service is in New Jersey. Its like a shady startup business. Puma, get your shit together. Oh, and bring back the navy/white Roma Pigskins PS already.
Popularity: 26% [?]